Jago’s Cove, Breakaway: bit of a sitcom

INT. GATEHOUSE [09.15]
TOMMY, FABIO, JACK, MEG

EMLYN “FABIO” ROBERTS, IS SAT DOWN WITH HIS LEGS CROSSED LOOKING VERY COMFORTABLE. IN RUSHES TOMMY TEMPLE FLUSTERED, FABIO HAS NO IDEA WHY.

FABIO
Oh hi Tommy. Shouldn’t you be over in the venue by now?

TOMMY
Probably, er, I’ve got a little surprise for you.

FABIO
Really, I love surprises, what is it then?

TOMMY
Well, don’t freak! (Calls outside) In here!

JACK MASON AND MEG MASON, 12 YEAR OLD TWINS, BOTH VERY ATTRACTIVE AND TRENDY WALK INTO THE GATEHOUSE. FABIO LOOKS LIKE HE HAS SEEN A GHOST.

FABIO
Absolutely not!

TOMMY
Look, what choice have I got? It’s an inset day and me ma’s laid up with her lumbago.

FABIO
(Clutching at straws) Well shouldn’t they be looking after her then? (Rustles Meg’s hair) Little sweethearts.

TOMMY
She’s in the Royal. Em, they’re not bad kids, you won’t even know they’re here.

FABIO
But I do know! Tommy I’m already swamped!

TOMMY
You’re chatting shit! Later kids, be good for your uncle Emlyn.

TOMMY TURNS ON HIS HEEL BEFORE EMLYN GETS ANY FURTHER CHANCE TO PROTEST.

FABIO
(With a twinkle in his eye) So kids, milk and cookies?

JACK AND MEG LOOK SET FOR THE DAY OF THEIR LIVES.

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