INT. MAIN VENUE DINING AREA [09.20]
ELWOOD, KIM, HEATH, DOM, JARVIS, TOMMY
ELWOOD, KIM, HEATH, DOM, AND JARVIS ARE SAT ABOUT WAITING TO BE CALLED INTO FOLEY’S TO COMMENCE RESTRAINT AND ORDER COURSE.
DOM I can’t wait to get started, dya think they’ll be long?
HEATH Could be all day if Lonnie has started gabbing.
ELWOOD You wanna watch he doesn’t hear ya bud.
HEATH I’d love him to, I’d die happy if he’d hit me just once. Dya think he’d gimme a slap for me birthday?
KIM What on earth are you going on about?
ELWOOD Ha-ha, he’s got a thing ‘bout power, ex-cops like Lonnie drive him crazy.
KIM (To Heath) You sick sod!
JARVIS Does anybody know exactly what today entails?
DOM ‘Cording to their site, there’ll be a bit of legal and a practical.
KIM So, why now?
DOM Wha’ dya mean?
KIM You lot ‘ave never needed badges before.
HEATH (All serious) It’s getting worse girl. More trouble every week, this is designed to keep us safe.
ELWOOD Stop winding her up. (To Kim) Franco’s just trying to prove to Jago how valuable we are, and better qualified means more cash in his coffers.
JARVIS (Looking over print outs provided by Dom) So be sure you all pass.
ELWOOD We will.
KIM Even Barney?
HEATH He can’t even pass a ball. Where is he anyway?
ELWOOD In Foley’s with Franco, trying to charm his way out of it I bet.
HEATH He can turn it on all he wants, if the guv’s seeing pound signs he won’t hesitate to cull the herd.
KIM You reckon?
HEATH Trust me, I’m a doctor.
TOMMY POKES HIS HEAD OUT OF FOLEY’S BARS WOODEN SWING DOORS.
TOMMY Come ‘ed soft lads, and you tatty head, we’re waiting for ya.
KIM Who you calling tatty head, peg leg?
ELWOOD (To Heath) Fitting right in isn’t she?