If you are rooting out a hip new groove,
As the case may be. I think I am the guy.
I just now launched “Scissors and Bangs: On the Move”,
A mobile salon for all your cuts and blow-drys.
For hair with flair,
Styled in your own parlour,
Don’t think… Just Call…
I can transform you into a bombshell!
Oh madam! Who did this to your poor hair?
Is this cut for a special occasion?
Have you anything booked for the summer?
Oh my. Sweetheart, you look ten years younger.