Before Tony and New Labour, back
in nineteen ninety-six, men
were known as lads, so Take That.
But then I was just a boy
And behaving badly was staying out
at the rec too long with Marc and Andy,
and learning to swear, so
FECK OFF! DRINK! GIRLS KNICKERS!
Listen to us High Park boys!
…you could still stand at the footy,
“What, a film about toys?”
The gasometer was still standing, and
Jarvis shook his arse at the Brits.
Blur or Oasis?
FECK OFF to Mars!
Except for the ginger ones tits!