Alan is a thirty-year-old married father of three. He is primarily a family man. However, and he will not forgive me for letting you in on this, so keep it to yourself, Alan is a bit of a Walter Mitty. He has had grand plans to become a professional wrestler, and of rock stardom. The truth is that Alan is Plain Square. Alan does not drink, and has stopped smoking, and he does not even have the ardour to follow a faith, or sports team. He has recently moved from the 2008 European City of Culture, Liverpool, to the back of beyond in Cornwall England, because of the glitz, glimmer and sheer pace of life in the city. Alan simply cannot hack his life in the fast lane. Alan is a Sunday Driver. In addition, to be perfectly honest, I wonder both how and why Alan has managed, to write anything, in-between watching episodes of House and Masterchef Australia.